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You learn something new everyday...today, thanks to this craptastic article, I found out five new things:

1. Over the summer my mother-in-law (who likes Mike Gartner or Phil Esposito to win the Maurice Richard Trophy this season) studied computer programming and started a softward company in Finland
2. If I want to drink on the job, being an assignment editor in the sports department of Canadian Press looks like a solid choice
3. The Globe desperately needed to find 590 words for today's paper
4. AJ Leibling was 100% correct when he said, "People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
5. Risto Remes is one "r" short of being an anagram for "it error mess"