Friday, December 20, 2013

Books Read in 2013

I read 30 books this year, the lowest total since I started keeping track.

The main reason I'm down about a book a month is social media. I am addicted to twitter.

I also used to read on my subway ride home each night, but I've spent the majority of my commutes listening to podcasts - Football Ramble, WTF and This American Life being three of my faves.

I also didn't read a book from August to October, likely the longest stretch of my life. No matter what I picked up or tried to read, I was mildly annoyed by it. Couldn't quite put my finger on what was wrong. Then I had my eyes checked. Turned out I needed glasses -- and I've read about six books since I got the new nerdy frames (which I'm still embarrassed by, don't ask).

As usual, I've grouped books into my favourites, the ones I'm glad to have read and those that aren't for me. I've tried to list them alphabetically within each group…

Favourites

Anatomy of England, Jonathan Wilson 

A look at the creation, evolution and – dare I say stagnation – of English football told through 10 significant matches. Lot of similarities here with hockey where there’s an inherent preference for intangibles over talent and technique. A great read.

Blood Dark Track, Joseph O’Neill 

O’Neill’s maternal and paternal grandfathers were both prisoners of War in WWII. His maternal grandfather was an IRA man, his paternal grandfather lost in the bureaucracy of shifting alliances in British Palestine. O’Neill attempts to get a better understanding of his family and his history by exploring these parallel stories. Very gripping, beautifully written

Death of the Pugilist, or The Famous Battle of Jacob Burke and Blindman McGraw, Daniel Mason 
A sliver of a book but a kinetic piece of writing. I’m a sucker for learned takes on boxing (tried to get some variation of Abbot Joseph Leibling into my son’s name – with no luck) and this book really delivers. Two short stories of about 60 pages each, would be the ideal e-book. 

The Fun Stuff, James Wood 

I’ll admit it. I’m a total, complete James Wood fan boy. His literary criticism is among my favourite things to read and his piece on drummer Keith Moon is hands-down one of the best essays I’ve read. His pieces on Orwell are terrific too.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bronx is Burning, Jonathan Mahler
There’s a machine in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy that can assess and produce the exact drink you desire. This being Douglas Adams, no matter what you want, the machine usually produces weak tea. If there was a machine that could assess and accurately produce the exact book I wanted to read, it would make a book just like The Bronx is Burning – a work that expertly combines municipal politics, urban planning and the 1977 Yankee’s pursuit of a World Series. In light of the Disney-fication of New York, the writing on the riots, blackouts and rampant arson of the late 1970s is almost impossible to believe…I absolutely loved this book.

Naples ’44, Norman Lewis
A diary kept by a British intelligence officer who was among the first wave of soldiers into the recently liberated Italy in 1944. Lewis serializes a series of beautiful, disturbing, and disheartening diary entries on the horror of the aftermath of war. 


His entry after the restaurants of Naples begin to re-open after years of shortages and rationing: 

Suddenly five or six little girls between the ages of nine and 12 appeared in the doorway. They wore hideous straight black uniforms buttoned under their chins, and black boots and stockings, and their hair had been shorn short, prison-style. They were all weeping, and as they clung to each other and groped their way towards us, bumping into chairs and tables, I realized they were all blind. Tragedy and despair had been suppressed upon us, and would not be shut out. I expected the indifferent diners to push back their plates, to get up and hold out their arms, but nobody moved. Forkfuls of food were thrust into open mouths, the rattle of conversation continued, nobody saw the tears.
Lattarullo explained that these little girls were from an orphanage on the Vomero, where he had heard - and made a face – conditions were very bad. They had been brought down here, he found out, on a half-days outing by an attendant who seemed unable or unwilling to stop them from being lured away by the smell of food.
The experience changed my outlook. Until now I had clung to the comforting belief that human beings eventually come to terms with pain and sorrow. Now I understood I was wrong, and like Paul I suffered conversion – but to pessimism. These little girls, any one of whom could be my daughter, came into the restaurant weeping, and they were weeping when they were led away. I knew that, condemned to everlasting darkness, hunger and loss, they would weep on incessantly. They would never recover from their pain, and I would never recover from the memory of it.




"like Paul I suffered conversion – but to pessimism" should be my epitaph with a Toronto Maple Leaf emblazoned above it...  


Glad I read them

Behind the Curtain, Jonathan Wilson
A bit of a travelogue with Wilson, one of the best football writers out there, traveling through the former Eastern Bloc countries and writing about their role in soccer past, present and future.

Between Midnight and Day, Dick Waterman
An anthology of writing with each chapter telling the story of a different blues legend accompanied by great original photography. 


Far from the tree: parents, children and the search for identity, Andrew Solomon 
A heavy read. A look at a range of issues, diseases and disorders and the impact of each of them on children and their families. Got some good advice on this one (thanks PB) to read it in chunks over a larger period of time – take one of the issues studied, ingest it, put the book down and return to it at a later date. This book really affected the way I consider disability issues and the chapter on hearing impairments has really stayed with me.

Fixing the Game, Roger Martin
An examination of the problems plaguing the economy and creative solutions from the world of sports. Martin wrote some great op-eds during the NHL lockout and this book is a provocative read, taking many of its economic solutions from the NFL.

Habibi, Craig Thompson
A graphic novel about love, relationships, immigration, culture, religion…beautiful art that matches the storytelling.


Interpreter of Maladies, Jhumpa Lahiri
Picked this up just to re-read the wonderful short story The Third and Final Continent and ending up re-reading the entire collection. This is short fiction at its finest.


Into that Silent Sea, Francis French 
Grabbed this after spending an entire day in the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum with my kids. A series of pieces on the evolving American space program, it has some fun insights (John Glenn inviting Cosmonauts to his house for a barbecue and catching his car port on fire) but I was hoping for more.


Into the Silence, Wade Davis
The most powerful, depressing and disheartening writing I have encountered on World War I, this book tracks a group of veterans from that war and their earliest attempts to scale Everest led by George Mallory. There is some great writing here, stunning writing, unfortunately Davis has never met a digression he doesn’t like. To say this book is sprawling is like saying Everest is tall. Weighing in at nearly 600 pages, this really needed an editor who could (and should) have reigned-in Davis.


Lost at Sea, Jon Ronson 
So many good essays in this, all of them in some sense touching on disillusionment and disengagement. From visiting the late Stanley Kubrick’s estate, to a possible murder on a cruise line, to a visit with Juggalo fans of Insane Clown Posse. Ronson does a wonderful job observing these strange scenes and making them engaging and, to whatever extent possible,  seem less a part of the fringe. 

Low Life, Luc Sante 
I kept pestering my kids by reading crazy facts from this book out loud. The book offers a look at turn of century New York City, specifically the down and out parts. From the piles of rubbish that were routinely four plus feet high, to the number of dead horses on the streets, to suicide bars(?!?) it’s hard to believe the changes New York has undergone in the past 140 years.

The Map Makers, John Noble Wilford 
I have a bit of a thing for maps (Toby Lester’s “The Fourth Part of the World” is one of my favourite books) and this book is a great look at the evolution of map making from the earliest days of navigation through to satellite technology. The stories that rely on crazy human endeavours were enthralling; sadly the book loses steam as technology takes over the map making industry. The first half of this book is fantastic – the 1735 competition to determine the shape of the earth is simply jaw dropping – a 4 year expedition into Ecuador that left many dead, really great stuff.

My Father and Other Working Class Football Heroes, Gary Imlach
Gary Imlach’s dad Stewart played for Scotland in the World Cup and won the FA Cup with Nottingham in 1959. The author looks at the working class roots of football, his father’s ascension to the top leagues, and the petty politics and harsh economics of sport in the 1960s. A really enjoyable book both from a sports perspective and from the perspective of a son trying to understand his father's life and their relationship.


Nothing if not critical: selected essays on art and artists, Robert Hughes 
I can’t get enough of Robert Hughes’ writing. His book on Goya is among my favourites and the Shock of the New maybe one of the best works of criticism I’ve read. This is a collection of nearly 100 pieces, many written for Time Magazine, on all aspects of art and the art world.

Our Game, John Le Carre
This one was a bit meh. Too many of the tropes from Le Carre’s work re-surface in this one without the tension of his better works. Kinda meanders along and then just ends. 

Sailing Around the World Alone, Joshua Slocum 
The diary of Captain Joshua Slocum, who was the first person to circumnavigate the globe solo. His journey took place from 1895 to about 1900, along the way he encounters pirates, angry tribes, heavy storms and stops in ports around the world to lecture on his progress and the sites he’s seen. A fun, quick, read. 

Signal and the Noise, Nate Silver 
I wanted to like this more than I did. Maybe it’s because much of the book covered ground I’ve read repeatedly elsewhere or maybe it’s because I was expecting more – I’m not sure what it was but I found this one mildly disappointing.

Sincerity : how a moral ideal born five hundred years ago inspired religious wars, modern art, hipster chic, and the curious notion that we all have something to say (no matter how dull), R. Magill
A 500 year look at why we seek "the authentic" some good bits, some tedium... 

The Spirit of Man, Compiled by Robert Bridges
Apparently, this is the book that George Mallory carried with him during his final attempt to conquer Everest. It was a gift from a great friend who also gave me Into the Silence.  A collection of short writings, poems, maxims, etc. assembled by Robert Bridges. I’m not a poetry guy, but there’s enough other interesting material here, all of the inspirational variety. 

The Things They Carried, Tim O’Brien 
I read this just about every year. So many great short stories based on the author’s time in Vietnam.  There are times I will find myself suddenly contemplating Lt. Jimmy Cross with a pebble in his mouth, wondering about Martha, separate but together.  Go read it.


War Reporting for Cowards, Chris Ayers 
Hypochondriac British reporter finds himself on the front lines of the Iraq War, really doesn’t like it, buggers off home.  Would have been a smashing magazine article. Not enough here to support a book length piece. 

Welcome to Maple Leaf Gardens, Lance Hornby, Graig Abel
I was lucky enough to provide communications support on the transformation of Maple Leaf Gardens from a defunct hockey rink to the amazing building it is today. I'm also lucky enough to play hockey with Lance Hornby. This is a great book chronicling the rise of one of Canada's most iconic buildings with a heavy emphasis on the Leafs' final 30 years in the building. Wonderful photos from Abel accompany Hornby's prose.


Not For Me

The Art of Fielding, Chad Harbach
I didn't dislike this book so much as I disdained it. I would not be surprised to find the Onion wrote this as a satire of the Great American Novel and are waiting for the perfect time to reveal their hoax. I don’t know what was the worst part: Harbach putting great care and detail into setting up his characters and then having none of them act, speak or behave in any way that is congruent with their back story; the completely unbelievable secondary plot of the gay baseball player and his affair with the Dean; or perhaps it was the awkward codes Harbach peppered into his prose, like a first year semiotics student. Near the end, I started reading passages aloud to my wife and we would laugh in disbelief at the third rate writing. What an awful novel.

A Kite in the Wind, Andrea Barret
Want to read b-list and c-list authors prattle on about their methods? This book is for you. Have no idea why I thought it might be for me.

Prophets of Smoked Meat, Daniel Vaughn
I started out envying Vaughn and his pals. They spend almost every weekend driving around Texas searching out the perfect barbecue – be it ribs, brisket, sausages – but by the half-way point I wanted to smack him with a smoker. The more I read, the more closed minded he seemed and the more the book became little more than a 400 page list of Yelp reviews. No matter how good the writing is, it’s hard to sustain chapter after chapter of “got in a car, drove 200 miles to small town, ate 13 servings of barbecue, drove home.” The book is beautifully photographed though; don’t read it on an empty stomach.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Diagramming my Leafs Loathing

Have I mentioned how much I hate Darcy Tucker?


On the bright side, his cap hit expires in another six months.

Friday, October 04, 2013

How the Leafs Make Tough Decisions

Just a theory I've been working on...


Thursday, May 16, 2013

I Know My Luck Too Well

Originally posted to PPP on May 14, 2013

It shouldn’t be this hard to be a fan.

I didn’t watch much of the Leafs playoffs this year. Of the seven games I watched four, maybe five. About the same amount I watched of the tremendous LA – St. Louis series.

I missed some of the games due to other commitments: getting kids to and from Girl Guides, choir lessons and Hapkido classes. I also had hockey games of my own to play. Some games I skipped by choice.

As much as I wanted to embrace this year’s Leafs, as much I was thrilled by the play of Phil Kessel, James Reimer, Jake Gardiner and James van Riemsdyk, part of me checked-out and I’m not sure if or when I’ll return.

The biggest culprit is the lockout.

The loss of half a season of hockey was nothing more than a craven cash-grab. A work stoppage that could have, and should have addressed certain deficiencies in the game and, more importantly, tried to fix the broken revenue model. Instead, it was nothing more than the filthy stinking rich taking a bigger slice of the pie from the disgustingly wealthy.

For this, we lost half a season of hockey. I resent that and I resent that hockey fans are expected to come blindly rushing back. Like a million George Smileys, cuckolds too thrilled by Lady Ann's return to stop and think about what's gone on.

The second culprit is the culture of hockey.

Hockey Night in Canada has become almost un-watchable. Actually, un-listenable is the better word. The technical aspects of their coverage remain best in class while the talking heads are remedial at best. It takes something away from the match when I have to watch on mute rather than suffer the toxicity of Glenn Healy’s snark, the vapidity of Craig Simpson and the simpering affectations of Jim Hughson (who managed to blow the call on Bergeron’s series winning goal). The sound of a period ending has become the cue to change the channel or leave the room.

Pity poor Elliotte Friedman – the man who should be hosting the panel, picking the guests and leading the next wave of intelligent hockey coverage. Instead, he’s surrounded by PJ Stock, a semi-cogent former jock who appears to be suffering from aphasia, and Kevin Weekes a hockey parody/ better dressed version of Tex Boil ("That’s right Edna Ron"). This is the best our billion-dollar broadcaster can offer.

The third and final culprit is the so-called brain trust of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

The guys in charge who decided to play face-puncher hockey and got lucky when they out-ran the percentages in a lock-out shortened season. The men who wanted Kiprusoff. The group who thought it was a good idea to play two goons in the opening game of the playoffs. The deep thinkers who played AHL defencemen while Jake Gardiner sat in the press box.

It was only when injuries forced their hand that the Leafs finally iced all of their best players. The Leafs playoff MVP might be Mark Kostka’s finger. Think of that. If Kostka hadn’t broken that finger, Jake Gardiner would still be in the pressbox and the Leafs likely wouldn’t have lasted five games against the Bruins.

When it comes right down to it, the worst mistake of this Leafs season didn’t involve blown coverage, a badly timed pinch or an allegedly weak glove hand. The worst mistake of the Leafs season involved nothing more than Randy Carlyle, a disposable pen and the nightly line-up card.

Had Carlyle and Co. iced the line-up that skated in games five through seven for the majority of the season, this Leafs team likely threatens to win the North East, gets a better draw in the post-season and doesn’t play the Bruins on the road. That’s the fulcrum of the Leafs season right there. Instead of going with talent, the Leafs went with face punchers. The bad roster decisions and player utilization that started in January cast the team’s fate in May.

Somehow I suspect this angle of roster management will not be discussed in the papers. Nor will it be the hot topic on the sports panels populated by b-list and c-list talent – executives who were not good enough to stay in the game and journeymen players who appear to have suffered repetitive head injuries. It will go without comment among the chattering classes who supposedly matter. Another reason I have begun to tune out...

It shouldn’t be this big of a challenge to embrace your team and go all-in, but the culture of professional hockey is driving me away. It’s keeping me from watching NHL games, it's driving me away from my TV and radio, and it’s why I won’t watch hockey the rest of these playoffs.

It shouldn’t be this hard to be a fan but this spring, more than any other, it certainly is...

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Leafs vs. Pens: The worst game I've ever seen

Cross-posted from PPP...


The Leafs have played approximately 3,000 hockey games since I started following them back in senior kindergarten. I don’t want to guess at how many hours of my life have been spent watching them play. By any measure, it’s too many.
The worst Leafs game I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some shameful performances, came against the Pittsburgh Penguins on Boxing Day 1991.
I’m sure a case could be made that the Leafs have played worse games. Managing just eight shots against the Devils in an elimination playoff game or coughing up four third period goals in under five minutes to the St. Louis Blues en route to a 6-5 overtime loss would likely crack my top 5.
I’m sure there are dozens of other examples that each and every Leaf fan can conjure up. Each of us morbidly, masochistically trying to out-do the other..."and then McCabe put it in his own net..."
That game against the Penguins on Boxing Day over 20 years ago ranks as the worst for me for many reasons.
A 12-1 score line is a good place to start.
Mario Lemieux, Kevin Stevens and Joey Mullen combining for 19 points is another.
Tom Watt refusing to pull Grant Fuhr, leaving him net to get shelled for the full 60 minutes, made for a great post-game discussion point. As did the Penguins finishing the night by scoring  five goals in an eight-minute stretch in the third period.
All of those would be reason enough to list this among the Leafs worst performances, but they are not THE reason.
I watched the game at a cottage in Huntsville. The cabin was barely winterized and we froze every time we visited, a fire place barely keeping us warm. But the opportunity to play hours of shinny on the lake and drunkenly build and ride jerry-rigged toboggans always drew us north.
The guys I went with were a mix of high school pals. I’m not in touch with a single one of them these days and even back then there was a sense that these friendships were transient. I was one of the few that had gone on to university and the only one who left the city to do so.
The cottage was old school and the lone TV was even older. I recall it being a large console set with rabbit ears, but in truth I have no idea what the TV looked like.  I do remember, and the most important part of the story, is that we couldn’t get any reception. We had 13 channels and a UHF dial of nothing but grey lines and static.
After dinner, and more beer, two of us futzed with the rabbit ears. We likely rehashed the tired joke that a Canadian by-law makes CBC coverage mandatory and HNIC coverage essential. By game time we’d managed to pull in a signal.
The Penguins scored early, but the Leafs soon tied it at 1. Kevin Maguire from Mike Krushelnyski and Todd Gill. What a combination. It would be the last time we cheered that night.
It was all Penguins after that. 3-1 after the first; 6-1 after the second and a 12-1 final.
Stuck in a freezing cabin with a room full of buddies, maybe one-third of whom are Leafs fans. It’s one thing to watch your team get destroyed, it’s another thing entirely when you’re surrounded by friends who cheer for other teams.
Being up at a cold and dark cottage we stuck it out to the very end.
Years later, I would find out Larry Murphy picked up his 700th point in that game -- an assist on a Mario Lemieux breakaway that made it 7-1.
The next day, we played hockey and raced toboggans made out of recycling bins and old skis.
I’d like to say that the game was quickly forgotten, but 21 years have passed and that game still comes to mind each time the Leafs play the Penguins.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Burke Fired

Burke arrived in Toronto announcing he wasn't interested in a five year re-build. It was one of the few, if only, prescient statements he made.

 There would be no pugnacity. No testosterone. No schools named after him.

The team he claimed was good enough to make the playoffs in 2009, finished 8 games under .500 in 29th place.

 The man who claimed he'd never be caught short on goaltending again went four years without league average goaltending.

He was a man who put a series of quixotic personal codes and rules ahead of doing what it took to help the team succeed.  300+ Games with a lousy 129-135-42 record. Six games below .500 in a league where at least 2/3 of teams go .500 every season.

A tenure during which the Leafs were 30th in goals against and 30th on the penalty kill and finished, on average, in 26th place.

 Four years, no playoffs. Four years and no sign of a vision or a plan from Burke.

In the end, he didn't even last as long as the most incompetent of Leafs GMs John Ferguson Junior.

I was interested in a five year re-build, but for now, I'll settle with the good news that Burke is no longer President and GM.

For the first time in quite a while, I'm looking forward to a Leafs season.

Monday, January 07, 2013

Harold Ballard's Letter to Leafs Fans: 1983

The Leafs have put out two apology letters in the last 9 months (and likely will issue a third once the season wraps-up again next April).

Here's a letter from Harold Ballard to Leafs fans in 1983. Thirty years, three owners, seven GMs, a dozen coaches, and hundreds of players later the delusional culture of this organization hasn't really changed...



(Click on the letter to see a full-sized version and better enjoy the crazy)